Sung to tune of "Song about Sibbie"

Don't you ever ever ever ever ever spend your money on a Sony.
And I will never ever ever ever ever spend...

Hey, what?? Where's that beat coming from?!

Using an employee computer in Copper Center, AK, pop 250 (hotel staff and guests easily doubling that). Heading back across Denali Highway tomorrow, after which I should be reunited with my repaired computer, allowing me to post pictures and things. Assuming, of course, they give me both enough time to sleep and do things of my choosing. End of post.