Tuesday, October 6, 2009
Not Cool, Bee-Dude, Not Cool
So I'm sitting here in my apartment calling around to find out tire pricing at different places. Suddenly, as the guy from Big-O answers the phone, I feel a sharp sting on the back of my neck. A freaking hornet stung me! Jerkface!!! What did I do to merit such hatred?! I swiftly administered justice with a shoe while trying to convey my need for 175 65-14R tires. I'm ticked right now! Nobody stings me in my apartment!
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Perhaps a roommate, unbeknownst to you, is performing an entomologic investigation on Hymenoptera, one of the largest orders of insects, comprising the sawflies, wasps, bees, and ants. The name refers to the heavy wings of the insects, and is derived from the Ancient Greek ὑμήν (humen): membrane and πτερόν (pteron): wing. The hindwings are connected to the forewings by a series of bones called hamuli.
ReplyDeleteOr not. I don't know. Maybe. Maybe check it out. Tell him to stop it. At least in the apartment. Perhaps.
I was wrong when I said your apartment was a dive. I should have said it was a hive!
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