Wouldn't it benefit us both for you to sit by that girl over there?
Who is most likely to sit by me when I'm alone at a table (library or lunch) and all the other tables are taken? In increasing probability, and from real data:
1. Engaged girls (~10%)
2. Normal guys (~15%)
3. Really awkward guys (~75%)
Yeah. So either I intimidate single girls... or I'm attractive to weird dudes.
OK, this is your dad speaking, so far more authoritative than the previous commenter. You could sit by the cute girls and dazzle them with your personality. Is it the major? I guess the computer nerd major could be worse? Maybe?
1) I didn't know you had a blog. 2) I love how this is actual data. Spencer works with a neuroscience professor. I bet we could use some of the head rigs to test either of these hypotheses. 3) Try a quick spray of Axe deodorant. You'll have girls on either side just dying for you to put your arm around them. 4) Another interesting piece of data would be the percentage of instances we nerdy BYU guys sit down at a table by ourselves and, with disappointment, count the percentage of boys who sit next to us. Sometimes with standard error. If no cute girls are sitting next to us, we need to put down our statistics problems and sit next to them, my dear friend. ;D
You could sit by the cute girls and dazzle them with your personality. . .of course, this is your mom speaking, so probably not worth much.
ReplyDeleteOK, this is your dad speaking, so far more authoritative than the previous commenter. You could sit by the cute girls and dazzle them with your personality.
ReplyDeleteIs it the major? I guess the computer nerd major could be worse? Maybe?
I knew, KNEW, one of you would say something like that. So predictable.
ReplyDeleteyou're not supposed to talk to girls in the library anyway. just so you know....
ReplyDeleteHey, we're parents, that's our job.
ReplyDelete1) I didn't know you had a blog.
ReplyDelete2) I love how this is actual data. Spencer works with a neuroscience professor. I bet we could use some of the head rigs to test either of these hypotheses.
3) Try a quick spray of Axe deodorant. You'll have girls on either side just dying for you to put your arm around them.
4) Another interesting piece of data would be the percentage of instances we nerdy BYU guys sit down at a table by ourselves and, with disappointment, count the percentage of boys who sit next to us. Sometimes with standard error. If no cute girls are sitting next to us, we need to put down our statistics problems and sit next to them, my dear friend. ;D